Man, I love being efficient. Devoting myself to efficiency made me a good consultant, and also keeps things running smoothly in my house. Why be wasteful with time/money/things, when you can be super purposeful in everything you do? (And, no, I don't drive people crazy
at all...) :)
Here is a clear example of my super productive weekend, where I tackled not one, but TWO problems at the same time. But first, it requires me to share two seemingly unrelated stories...
Story #1 (The Boring One)
My crochet stockpile had become a disaster. So many people having babies lately that I have been making blankets like a machine! This leads to some lovely gifts, but also lots of scraps and left over yarn. Plus, now that I am a Michael's reward member (don't make fun), I get great coupons and use them to stock up on my favorite yarn brands. Please observe - it was out of control!
One issue that I have is that I can't throw away yarn. What if I need to do a teeny tiny hat? What if I need to wrap a wreath? What if I do another blanket in that same color - I would only need to buy one skein! I save even the shortest of strings, just in case...
...but then I never use them, and it ends us looking like this after a few rounds of baby blanket making.
Story #2 (The More Interesting One - hopefully, since it's not about YARN)
Here at the Sasser house, we are 2 weeks in to
Operation Kick-Enda-Out-Of-The-Bed. What started out as innocently letting the furbaby sleep in the bed when one of us was gone has turned into her thinking that we share
her queen bed, at her discretion. And she insists on sleeping in between us, under the covers, with her head on a pillow. And, sometimes she gives kisses in the middle of the night. Plus, as we've reported, she is gassy. All good reasons to move her out!
She has a perfectly nice bed in our room, but she doesn't seem to like it. We realized one night that she likes to burrow her face in the bed (which makes sense, since she burrows under the heavy covers in our bed or on the couch), and also tends to shiver at night. We decided that maybe a blanket would help her to enjoy her bed more (and, thus, STAY IN IT).
So, do you see where I'm going with these stories?
I decided this weekend that I would make Enda a blanket, using all my scrap yarn - solving two problems at one time! SUCH A PRODUCTIVE AND EFFICIENT USE OF RESOURCES! I mean, it's not like she cares about coordinating colors. I could go with an easy peasy pattern in any yarn I could find, then call it a day. Which is exactly what I did. And came out with this:
LOVELY, right? (Don't worry, I know this is ugly and would never give it to a human being.) The whole time I was making it, I was singing Dolly Parton's
Coat of Many Colors song in my head. You know that song?
My coat of many colors
That my momma made for me
Made only from rags
But I wore it so proudly
Although we had no money
I was rich as I could be
In my coat of many colors
My momma made for me
Poor Enda: sporting her blanket of many colors that her momma made for her... Although, as you can see, she seems to like it.
In fact, it has made bed time much easier. She goes to her bed, we put the blanket on her, and she STAYS ALL NIGHT*! (
*Well, sort of; she wakes up around 5AM, and then paces back and forth from my side to James' side while we say "get in your bed". Usually she complies, SIGHING quite loudly and plopping herself back down. But sometimes, if James doesn't wake up, I pull her up onto my side and let her cuddle with me.)
On another positive note, getting rid of all that yarn helped clear out the clutter, and inspired me to organize a bit. Here you go - a nice, organized yarn stock:
So many great yarns for an actual attractive baby blanket. To all those 2013 Summer and Fall babies joining our friends and family - I'm ready for you! :)