And we're off! Road tripping it to Texas for the holidays. (Kerr Christmas is a week early this year, as all the Kerr kids are with in-laws on the actual day.) James is such a good sport and agrees to drive the 13 hours between Atlanta and Waco once a year. It's my preferred route for Christmas because 1) it's a pain to pack/ship presents, 2) it allows me a lot of time to work on baby blankets that I'm behind on, and 3) by that time of year I'm totally opposed to getting on a plane if it's not required for my paycheck.
So, yesterday we left the ATL around 2PM after I picked James up at the office, avoiding traffic in both Atlanta and Birmingham (a great start!) We're in a rental of course, because neither of our hooptie cars is trusted outside the Perimeter. Below is the play-by-play of the road trip in our white Chrysler Sebring:
Alabama / Georgia line
We stop at a rest stop so James can change out of his suit, and I see the first of many things in Alabama that causes concern:
Obviously, I'm not going to "dare" piss off Alabama, because Lord only knows what
this means. Probably a warning to us Georgians that they're all packing. The pansies are a nice touch, though.
Tuscaloosa, Alabama
I ask James if we can go to a Cracker Barrel for dinner (I think there are about 4 along the Interstate in Tuscaloosa), because we ALWAYS stop there on our road trips. He puts up a fuss so I decide to drop it. Two-thirds the way through with Baby Blanket #1...good progress.
LOVES
There have not been any good exits thus far in Bama, but finally we see a LOVES truck stop. Always a winner. James comments that perhaps we can finish our Christmas shopping - never know what you'll find at a LOVES! We settle on pork skins instead. James gives me his normal warning when we open the package in the car: "now, this is going to smell like a toot, but I promise it's just the pork skins". After 4 years together, he still feels the need to say this (and I still giggle....)
Alabama / Mississippi border
We hit Mississippi and come up on the towns of Demopolis, Epes, Bovina, Yazoo City, and our personal favorite, Chunky. The town of Chunky provides endless entertainment for James and me for at least an hour. Since it's too dark to crochet, I turn to my other favorite car activity: working on my singing career. Poor James... Unfortunately for him, my favorites to sing to include Whitney Houston and other ballads from the 80s station.
Mississippi / Louisiana border
We've grown tired of Sirius radio, so we've switched to our iPods on shuffle mode. All the sudden "I cross my heart" by George Strait comes on, and it's so sweet that we decide to hold hands while we're driving.
I cross my heart
And promise to
Give all I've got to give to make all your dreams come true
In all the world, you'll never find
A love as true, as mine
Then a Flo Rida song comes on and we decide that we don't have to hold hands anymore.
Overnight Stop: Shreveport
We made it to our stopping point: Shreveport, LA! A nice Courtyard amidst all the bright casinos. A great place to rest our heads until we're back on the road again. Only a short way until we reach to Promise Land!!
Crossing the TEXAS state line
East Texas has the BEST truck stops. Ever. I actually took a picture of the granite in the bathrooms because it was so nice and would look good in our future home. How often do you do that at a truck stop?! James is lured by all the flavors and types of jerky (the "Baskin' Robbins" of jerky, he proclaims) and doesn't notice the price tag. Total price for his jerky purchase: $50.
I-20/I-35 Junction
I realize that it took us less time to cross the state of Mississippi than it took us to get from the LA/TX border to Dallas. Ah, our great big State. I finish all the squares for Baby Blanket #1 just as we hit the junction. It's on to Waco, baby!
South of Dallas
As he usually does the first stop in Texas, James buys me a lottery ticket and says that if we win more than $1000 we'll move to Texas. We shake on it, and then I realize the max prize on the ticket is $500. Cheeky monkey. However, I do win $3. James retorts "I guess we're not house hunting this trip..." and I shoot him a look.
I-35, middle of no where
Road trips are so much more fun with a laptop, air card, and adapter. Access to the internet is key when trying to solve/research life's mysteries and dilemmas while on the road. Things such as, "should we go to Asia or Europe next summer for vacation?"; "what is the age difference between Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift?"; "what the heck kind of cow is that?"; and "what ever happened to Kenny Loggins?"
West, Texas
It takes all my strength not to stop at the Little Czech Bakery and get some meat kolaches, but Mother has put the fear of God in all of us not to snack before our Christmas supper.
Crossing into Waco City limits
Almost home! I can't wait to love on my family and eat my weight in home cooked food. And, back in Texas which makes my heart sing. Nothing like celebrating the holidays in short sleeves and 65 degree temps. Merry Christmas, ya'll!