Since today, Black Friday, is all about retail, I thought I would share a slightly humerous, yet tragic, story that unfolded yesterday.
It all started a few weeks ago with stupid Rue La La, an online boutique that tempts me every day at 11am with killer deals on high end brands. Now, I haven't shopped there in quite a while, nor have I been watching the emails while on maternity leave. But one day I happened to be on my work computer approving expense reports when, suddenly, I saw the email and it said STUART WEITZMAN BOOTS!!!
Let me backtrack again and talk about my three year journey to find some tall, black, high heeled boots that would fit my skinny calves. I tried on so many pairs over the years that James was scared to even venture in to a shoe department with me. I learned to ask for calf circumference, schooled quite a few people who tried to convince me that the enormous slack in the boot was "the style", and probably made a few sales girls cry as I walked out the door. The only pair I finally found to fit : Stuart Weitzman. I almost cried when I put them on, but cried harder when I saw the price. I must have tried them on several times before my sweet husband convinced me to buy them one year during Nordstrom's preseason sale. (He encourages me to shop. Such a keeper...)
That is how I came to purchase the most expensive pair of shoes (or clothing, or any other accessory) that I own. And I wear them ALL THE TIME. I have an unhealthy relationship with those boots.
So when I saw them on Rue La La in brown - and half the normal price - well...I had to have them. One minute later, I got my order confirmation and had a mild heart attack, having just bought my second most expensive pair of shoes ever. Again, husband-of-the-year told me "you deserve those shoes!", so I felt a little better.
Then they arrived, I tried them on and loved them, and didn't miss an opportunity to stack up the boxes for a photo on Instagram:
Then, sometime later, I got distracted by our sweet newborn and all the other craziness in our house and left them right where I snapped this photo. Meanwhile, James went on one of his crazy rampages where he says "there is crap EVERYWHERE!" and throws out old newspapers...takes out the recycling...collects and throws out boxes...
...y'all see where I am going with this one...?
Fast forward to yesterday, Thanksgiving, where I am perusing my closet to find something cute and brown for my inagural wearing of the new boots. Which I could not find. I searched everywhere, and everywhere again, until...#%^*!!!
I ran outside to find James (in my PJs and it was 20 degrees) and asked him if he remembered those boots stacked up on the floor beside the door with the other boxes. This time from him: #%^*!!!
I almost threw up.
That's right, people: brand new, beautiful suede Stuart Weitzman boots are now in the ATLANTA LANDFILL! We threw them away!!
James tried to calm me: "I didn't love them anyway" (what?! could he not tell me this before I bought them?); "oh well, at least it wasn't something really expensive" (did I not tell him what they cost, oops!); "it's just a way for us to learn a lesson...like that time you left my iPad in the rental car...or your sunglasses on top of the car and I ran over them...or..." (we get the point, James!!**)
I'm bummed, y'all. I loved those boots. They would have had a nice life on my (skinny) legs. James says I am going to look back on this and laugh. I sure hope so!
(** For the record, James and I both claim fault for this incident. I should have put them away and not left them in the living room with the empty boxes. James should have checked the boxes before they went into the trash. Although Enda really didn't do anything, I am trying to find a way to pin this on her, too. It only seems fair for everyone to share the blame for retail tragedy!)